Sunday, March 26, 2006
HOW DIARRHEA CAN AFFECT YOUR FEELING?
High? NO.
Weird? YES!WHAT ARE THE THINGS DIARRHEA CAN MAKE YOU WISH FOR?
Wish you are hereby a toilet.
Hope the train(or any transport you all on) can just miss all stops and allow you to alight at your destination.
Wish you were a MAGICIAN. (Why? So you can just have a toilet before you with a
* * * *)
* * * * don't mean that 4 letter F word. C'mon, use your brain. The whole process of fucking is long, or at least need a few moments. By the time your fucking session ended, your dairrhea are everywhere! EWW!!!
This makes me think of something else. I think some cats are making out outside my house just now. I can't see them but heard the sound the produce, you know the weird noise they produce while making out. But is now the season for cats to fuck? I don't know. =
Back to the topic...
Each
* represent a letter alrights.
But I can't decide it now. List it.
- Flick of my hair?
- Snap of my fingers?
- Mumbles the magic word?
- Rolling of my eyes?
I don't know. Blaa..
Okay, I wanted to use the MRT toilets, but it's closing at 8pm. Looking at the time, it's 7.51pm now, and I'm only leaving for serangoon then kovan. By the time I reach kovan, it was 7.54. But I was thinking, 'what if the toilet aunties decided to chi she and close the toilet earlier?'. I decided to use my home toilet, so I rush home by WALKING not RUNNING.
Do you know the feeling after relieving? SHIOK!!! Hahaha
FANCY POSTING SUCH A DISGUSTING POST.BUT I DON'T CARE, IT'S MY BLOG!I hereby propose the government to build toilets around the land of this little red dot. I'm sure S'porean will love you PAP. It brings convinence to everyone! I'm 1000000% sure that this nature system will never stop so everyone will need a toilet at some point of the day. Erm, excluded the constipated people please!
But, if a toilet were to be build in the center of the pathway, will you use it? Imagine yourself entering the cubicle and shit, other around the cubicle can smell your shit. EWW! YUCKS!
Let's shelf this proposal.
